Mike Vick Captures Something In A Bottle
Ron Mexico is at it again. I’ll see if I can give you the short version of what happened. Vick was flying from Miami to Atlanta from Miami International Airport yesterday. Apparently, he was told to discard a water bottle at a security checkpoint and was a little reluctant to do so. This raised the attention of screeners who recovered the bottle and investigated it. Evidently, Vick obtained the bottle from James Bond, as it had a hidden compartment in it.
”The concealed compartment contained a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana,” Miami-Dade Detective Kevin Kozak wrote in his report. “The top half contained a small amount of clear liquid. When held upright the bottle appeared to be half full of water.”
The Miami Dade Police have notified the NFL that they are now investigating the bottle to see if it contained drugs. Personally, I’ve got no problem with someone that wants to smoke a little weed or whatever, but HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!? As an NFL athlete, is it that important to take your bottle of sticky icky along with you on an airplane? You’re telling me Vick doesn’t have a contact in Atlanta? Was he planning on getting stoned while on the plane? Cold he not afford to buy more? WOW.
*Disclaimer* The following is simply my personal opinion, based in no way on any factual evidence…..sorta.
The only logical conclusion I can come to is this: Vick must be a regular user of marijuana. I can’t see any other reason why someone would do something so stupid. The weed must have impaired his ability to think….to the point where he tries to sneak water bottles with secret compartments onto airplanes. For example, have a look at this spider on drugs. The strange activities of the spider go a long way to explain the behavior of Vick.
Not sure why this story isn’t getting any national press. The Big Lead got hold to it, as did the Miami Herald.
Mike Vick is Not Nearly as Smooth as He Thinks He Is (The Big Lead)
QB Vick Raises Suspicion at Miami Airport (Miami Herald)
Report: Vick Had Bottle With Secret Compartment At Airport (WMTW.com)
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As a Falcon fan I would love for them to somehow trade him. I used to stick up for his poor qb talent by saying he wins games. Well now they do not win games and he has not improved at all over the years.
Maybe the Raiders will take him, and Calvin Johnson will go to Atlanta.
[…] ESPN is reporting that Lab Results conclude that Michael Vick’s water bottle did not contain drugs. In the biggest sports story since the Terrell Owens overdose, Vick was suspected of trying to get a water bottle with weed in it into a Miami airport last week. […]