GarageGabs

I’ll go through these games in chronological order:

Kansas City 8 Indianapolis 23
That loud noise you heard Saturday was the Kansas City Chiefs offense crashing to planet earth.   1 of 11 on 3rd downs, 126 total yards of offense, and just 32 yards rushing from Larry Johnson provided the Chiefs a one way ticket back to Kansas City after making an improbable playoff appearance.  The Chiefs did manage to pick Peyton Manning 3 times, but it really didn’t matter with their grounded offense.

Dallas 20 Seattle 21 

You know it’s getting bad when I start posting jokes on the Cowboys.  I’m not going to go into a lot of detail over this game, everyone saw what went down.  Tony Romo has become the butt of everyone’s jokes, and to be quite honest, well…SO WHAT?  The guy was anointed a hero for several weeks and  didn’t seem to mind that, let’s see how he handles some negative press.

So, just in case you live in a cave….here is a video of what happened to Tony Romo:

Now that you’ve seen the moment…..here are all the jokes I can find mocking it:  (It takes moments like these to remind me just how much people love to hate the Dallas Cowboys)

Every Romo Hurts   A youtube video composed of pictures of Romo’s rise and fall from grace along with some fitting music.

Romo Reenactment    Some guy that appears to still live with his parents does a poor rendition of the play.

Jesus Inspirational Statue:  Gotta thank the guys over at DEADSPIN for coming up with this gem of an idea!

Custom Tony Romo McFarlane Figure:  This is a for real item up for bid on E-bay.  Once again, gotta thank DEADSPIN for finding this auction.  I’d love to own this piece of history, but the bidding has already reached $108.00, which is too rich for my blood.  Seriously though, you should click on the picture below to check out the rest of the photos of this rare item.

Of course, Tony Romo wasn’t the only story coming out of Dallas.

Terrell Owens fired his publicist, Kim Etheredge.  Anything T.O. does is news. Everyone remembers Kim for saying “T.O. has 25 million reasons why he should be alive”.  To be totally honest, I’d have fired her as well as she was apparently the one that got all the suicide talk started.

The rumor bus has started up as to the fate of Bill Parcells and Terrell Owens:

AP Story, per ESPN 

John Clayton