Super Bowl Preview (Friday)
With the Bears holding a slim 2-1 lead, today’s match-up is of ultimate importance to the Colts. That being said, I figured I’d leave today’s face-off to the “internets”. That is, things I can find on the internet…creative ways for fans to support each team. The winner gets today’s category.
We’ll start with the Colts:
Dr. H has given us 3 youtube videos embracing Peyton’s jock, and given us all more reasons to pull for the Bears. If you haven’t seen them all they are as follows: Peyton Paradise, Damn it Feels Good to Have Peyton, and his latest entry, Dear Peyton. Dr. H slaps Bears fans with a hard right cross to start the fight, but Bears fans can fight back.
The Bears counter with several quick jabs: First they threw a Rexy Back, followed by this:
The quick counter jabs did surprise the Colts, but jabs don’t pack knockout power. So, the Colts loaded up again and fired back….with who else but Peyton Manning:
Mastercard, Mastercard, Mastercard, and of course:
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Having been hit with actual professional productions, the Bears were staggered….but not out. The Bears countered with Ebay Girl.
Unfortunately, Ebay Girl did not phase the Colts….because they aren’t into girls. Rather than sitting back and allowing the Bears to reload, the Colts quickly poured it on with various photos of the Manning Family:
The quick barrage of Manning photos would have been enough to put most teams away, but the Bears had one last trick up their sleeves…history:
Being hit by Ditka’s “super fans” and the ‘85 Bears put a pretty big scare into the Colts, and even had them staggering just a bit. However, the Colts knew head games when they saw them. The ‘85 Bears were no more, and they figured the super fans had died of heart attacks by now. The Colts countered with the biggest weapon in their arsenal….the super punch so to speak.
That’s right….the Colts have brought out Lil’ Ronnie! First Lil’ Ronnie hit the Bears with the 2005 version of Super Bowl Bound:
The Bears stood dazed and confused…they weren’t quite knocked out, well, because this was from last year. They weren’t going to let a 12 year old kid knock them out…..but a 13 year old:
Super Bowl Bound 2007 (the remix) sung by Lil’ Ronnie & the rest of the 31 South Entertainment Crew was more than the Bears could handle.
Well, that’s it folks. Lil’ Ronnie and the 31 South Entertainment Crew have saved the day for the Colts. Tomorrow will determine the winner of the Super Bowl match-up as we are now tied at 2. Peace.
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I’m hopin lil Ronnie can save hip hop. It’s looks like he’s got a good start turnin out older chicks.